Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, while out of town, I got a hysterical phone call from my teenage nephew who was pet-sitting at my house. My geriatric dog, who seemed fine when we left, had died during the night. Now my family is mourning the dog and my nephew is traumatized. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
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Top comments
asnakelovinbabe 16
That's horrible :( I am sorry you had to witness that! This happened to me once when I was about 15. They were my grandparents pets.
BitsOBacon 12
No, the dog did.
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Comments (65)
rs7797 9
oh for christ sake, you.are.fired without.pay, how incopident can one be.? poor kitty., kitty is dead due to your negligence.
lilkity5244 6
Well , your boyfriends parents are gonna blame you for it obviously , unless they are really really nice and love you
Kqzza 13
That's your ******* fault.
cuddlycactus 11
That's nature for you. It really reminds you that your pets are still killer animals.
millsjoshua949 12
I'm guessing they won't ask you back. Perhaps you should have been paying better attention ydi