Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet stall and realized too late that there was no toilet paper left on the roll. I had to awkwardly shuffle around in a panic, knocking on the stall walls to ask for help. The guy in the next stall over gruffly said, “Dude, be a man, just use a sock or something.” FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I woke up to use the restroom, because I had to take a shit. There was basically no toilet paper left. I asked my boyfriend if he could go get some. It was 1 a.m. He said he’d go when the stores were open, then told me to just rinse off in the shower. FML
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
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Top comments
xMnky 8
Looks like you're shit out of luck.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
You seem like you're talking from experience...?
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Comments (112)
qassaq 14
Always afraid something like that happens to me, honestly wouldn't know what to do. That really sucks OP.
AnOriginalName 19
This sounds like the opening scene to some creepy Saw-like horror movie. My condolences, OP.
daniel_dd31 13
Everyone always says you should look to see if there is toilet paper before you do your business. Although true, I bet those same People never check themselves. I know I always sit without even looking which is a dumb thing to do even though there isn't toilet paper sometimes, we just never learn lol.
sonywebbie 6
I guess your in a crappy situation then pal
Soundslikeothers 15
ALWAYS AND I MEAN ALWAYS!!! Check before you sit down.
SgtAssCheeks 21
I guess you can say you're in... A CRAPPY SITUATION!!! HELL YEAH HAHA *High fives Jesus and ride off into the sunset on a hippopotamus*
SgtAssCheeks 21
I HAVE NO REGRETS.
Zimmington 21
*shoots the Hippo between the eyes* *Jesus abandons you* Now find your own way back home & think about what you just did
SgtAssCheeks 21
*grab Zimmington as horse*
awkwardloveannie 28
if zimmington was the one that shot the hippo what's stopping him from shooting you.
Zimmington 21
Nothing.... Nothing at all. *sets scope*
SgtAssCheeks 21
he ran out of rounds. Obviously it takes more than a few pew pew to put down a hippo, unless Zimmer here hunts with .308, .338 or damn .50 BMG. In this case he's a maniac with too Much bugdet put into firepower.
Zimmington 21
This is America there is no such thing as "too much" fire power.
Jordan96parker 8
at least you two were in this together..
tigrouficele2012 44
Oh god, it's my worst recurring nightmare...the one where I desperately need toilet paper, and there's a guy in the bathroom! Anyway, err...that sucks, OP. Sometimes I forget to check too, even though I know better. :/ If I'm really lucky, I can quickly dart out and into the next stall, but...
JhovannyA 7
Always check the seat and make sure you always have paper. I learned my mistake a long time ago.
worldclassrager 41
Anyone else to ask? Well shit...looks like time to move over a stall...