Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
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Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
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Top comments
somerandomdude19 2
I guess its time to RING up your boyfriend to tell him what happened
Clamcreepy 7
Damn that's money down the drain
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Comments (149)
melibear89 7
I always take my rings off and put them in my purse or pocket before doing anything. Hopefully the ring was insured and that your fiancé will understand.
rubberduckie94 13
You take your rings off before using the bathroom?
Haha_no_123 11
Your life seems to be in the crapper
metalflower01 7
I'm pretty sure YDI because sizing a ring is usually free wherever it was purchased.
The_Graceful 5
You must really regret going to the bathroom; feeling like the worst irresponsible person ever.
a_lenzmeier 11
Ydi. If the ring was big you could either a)Go get it resized, usually for free b)Wrap string around it to get it to stay snug, or c) not wear it until it fits, either by gaining weight, or doing above said things.
Colonel_Lexi 18
Hopefully your marraige won't turn out the same way.
bamberbear 0
YDI for not having a ring that fits. But, that does suck. I'm sorry. I can't tell you how many rings I've lost because most store don't make the right size for me. I have baby hands.
AJRENO 0
.............BURN
SoultheWolf 19
Next time try and get a ring that fits better. Sorry you lost it though, FYL.
karibooh 1
Rigggggght , "automatically"