Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Confusing love triangle
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Memory man
Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
Babe 3: Pig on the phone
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Freud intensifies
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML
Been there, done that
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Split second
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
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viral_fml 0
You're ****** up buddy.
danielbudzynski 0
well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard
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Comments (134)
VolleyballSMASH 1
just as f'd as the retard who needs to point outbwhat number he is. get a life.
Poepiepiesie 3
Klab-am! Freud fail. Well oedipus syndrome happens to alot of ppl.
maddy23a 5
It's okay if you accedentily ( excuse spelling ) call your teacher mom, but THIS? =P
PaddedWhiteRoom 0
I've seen this before... -.-
ololololol37 0
Randal Graves? "People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl 'Mom.' " from Clerks.
sickkidhayner 0
retard-to make slow; delay the development or progress / hes not retarded
smurfman44265034 0
he means by like saying mom! make me a sammich not sexual
Niki0308 0
uhhhhh holy shit! you're a creeper!
NoellleBuddy 0
woooooww lmfao!!!... thats really groosss!!!.. your poor girlfriend..
DirtyChai 3
Freudian slip?