Intimacy: Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

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Thursday 1 October 2009 12:51

You're ****** up buddy.

danielbudzynski 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:03

well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard

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theoneheloves 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 4:22

Haha thats so funny :)

xXdestinyXx 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 5:19

Sick.

OneFuckedGuy 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:22

I try to be funny when i comment but thats just ****** up sick dude real ****** sick... SEEK HELP SOON

KissMeKillMe 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:06

Hahaha, Freud would have a field day with that one...

Ohnothingreally 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:15

************?

D_Snow 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:33

how the hell does that happen?!

Everlost 0

Monday 5 October 2009 13:45

haha thats kinda ****** up

im_a_dinosaur 0

Monday 5 October 2009 16:46

cuz thats original and all. there is something seriously wrong with you.

BabyGee 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:17

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHA shame dez. the worst ive done is call a teacher mum

skeleton_skinner 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 0:40

FAIL

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