By Anonymous - United States - Kennebunk

Memory man

  Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

I've been studying the FMLs from the past few days, and if my calculations are correct, you could've saved face by shouting "NEBULA" in place of her middle name.

By  heheheitsme  |  5

Honestly, I'd say it depends on how long of a relationship the 2 of you have been in. If it's been 2 months and you forgot her middle name, understandable. However, if it's been closer to say 2 would indeed be awkward.

  Demon_of_Light  |  27

It matters less how long they've been dating and more how often her middle name comes up. If I was dating someone for two years and I only mentioned my middle name once in the "get to know you" phase at the very beginning, I would understand if he forgot.