Intimacy: Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Spicy

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Confusing love triangle

By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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Memory man

By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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Babe 3: Pig on the phone

By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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Freud intensifies

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 22:01

Spicy

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML

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Been there, done that

By randomgirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML

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Split second

By FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork

Spicy

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

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Top comments

viral_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:51

You're ****** up buddy.

danielbudzynski 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:03

well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard

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kryaw 1

Monday 23 December 2013 16:09

Woww that's not weird at all

cwl727 32

Monday 31 March 2014 21:15

How did your gf respond

blobishness 8

Sunday 1 June 2014 5:12

What? Where did THAT come from??

WinterBlue42 22

Thursday 12 June 2014 11:44

In all honesty, I don't think any of us REALLY want to know where that came from. . I can get accidentally calling your girl mom, or something, but not during sex. That is not right. xD

Xeebar 28

Sunday 8 June 2014 18:19

Freud would have something to say for sure bud.

MSDemonslayer 5

Sunday 10 August 2014 5:26

Tell me. Is your mom a milf?

Solano2580 24

Sunday 28 September 2014 7:14

FYL, its common for stuff like that to happen, not just in an intimate setting, when I was little sometimes i accidentally called my female teachers mom on accident

RageWolf16 31

Wednesday 14 January 2015 21:48

Freud is that you

krispybacon4321 23

Monday 22 June 2015 6:03

How does... Never mind I don't wanna know

savXchascity 13

Thursday 15 October 2015 8:28

dont feel too bad. youre probably not the only person this has happened to.

NotRussian 16

Friday 11 March 2016 5:41

This is the story of Oedipus all over again....

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