Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML
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Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was trying to make myself comfortable while he did his thing to my teeth. While my mouth was full of tools, he asked, “So how’s your day going so far?” My reply came out as, “Mrrgh purr blobby noff nay blobby blobby.” The dentist laughed and said, “I was kidding, you’re not supposed to talk right now.” FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
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DoomTetra 6
I can't stop laughing XD
leviheichou 15
That's extremely rude of them to say, FYL.
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psychedelicstar 5
report the comment.
Crofty92 17
This isn't Facebook.
Dashelle 25
I smell a sexual harassment lawsuit.
Sigilwen 24
She can still call his boss or if he is the boss there are places to report it too. A medical professional should not make comments like that while working.
1two3four5six 23
you guys must be fun at parties. it's just a joke, and it wasn't even rude.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
poor boyfriend...
SpamPam 18
OP may not have a BF or maybe doesn't even swing that way
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Maybe that's the issue - no practice...
GRubi 17
I'm thinking it's time for a new dentist.
RusticChick 27
Lawsuit!! Could be at least if one would take something minor to the extreme. Nonetheless, sorry you have such an immature and unprofessional dentist, OP!
tj4234 36
Don't you think a lawsuit is a bit extreme?
Crenny 16
I am sorry, but I am fed up with everyone who thinks a lawsuit is necessary in all these FML's. "My boyfriend cheated on me" Lawsuit. "My girlfriend hates my dog" Lawsuit. Excessive unnecessary lawsuits are made by people who have an IQ so subpar that they are unable to think like a rational human being.
Dashelle 25
I agree. He is a medical professional, and has no place making that inappropriate comment. It obviously made the OP upset. I would be uncomfortable, too, and would be looking for a new dentist. And those of you saying "Lighten up, it's just a joke" have obviously never been sexually harassed.
sweetnsourrr 11
LOL, sorry, but what does that have anything to do with sexual harassment? There's no sexual harassment involved in this situation and I don't think you understand what it is.
RusticChick 27
23 and 27.. I wasn't saying she should go get one. It was a joke. I also said if one (as soneone) were to take it to the extreme. Again, not saying she should or that I would. Lighten up. Sheesh
tournamentdecide 33
You know, you can't just sue everybody for no reason. My parents could have sued McDonald's because I almost died when I got salmonella in my bloodstream from their chicken nuggets, but they didn't sue them because they had other things on their hands and weren't obsessed with milking something for money.
RusticChick 27
Why does everyone take offense to everything they read and not consider it as a joke, which was stated.. I'm not stupid. I know very well you can't sue someone for no reason. Relax people. Really.
sweetnsourrr 11
Well...it wasn't a funny comment, not trying to be rude and you can't blame people for taking it seriously. Also, its kind of hard to tell whether or not if someone is joking on the internet since you're not with them in person.. But I feel your pain, sorry for the misunderstanding. (:
anniemeece 23
I also gag when getting x-rays. But I just discussed my slightly sensitive gag-reflex with my boyfriend, and together we made sure he loved every single ********. I never got any complaints.
doodlecloud 27
I struggle with the xrays too but I haven't got much of a gag reflex...the xrays pieces cut into the top and bottom of my mouth and hurt really bad but it doesn't mean you can't get stuff DOWN there. Plus it's purely because of the shape of my mouth when it's CLOSED which isn't a problem when it comes to other acts anyway. So maybe OP doesn't even have a problem and the doctor was just being a douche?
cryssycakesx3 23
say what now, 32?
SweetasCandy0609 28
wow #32 that was just a really comment that didn't really make any sense.
marcranger 29
Lol. I also have a weak gag reflex, but I hate blow jobs. That's why I frame the issue as a warning rather than a discussion!
SpamPam 18
Same #32 the X-rays cut into the roof of my mouth when I have to close my mouth. It really hurts. Thankfully they are making then smaller now
DavidKnows 11
Whaaaa ??? ******** should be a sacrament!
dragonkisses28 25
I understood #32. I have the same issue. As for OP's dentist, if his comment made you uncomfortable then don't go back to him. As a medical professional I'll tell you we are sometimes less than professional. We're human. Sometimes we make each other laugh because it's better than crying. This doesn't excuse anything. We are often inappropriate with our sense of humor. Don't let it ruin your day.
doodlecloud 27
Thank you 79 and 103, I didn't think it was that complicated lol. I was trying not to go into loads of detail as I thought that might be more confusing. I just meant, it's possible for the xray thing to make you gag without ******** making you gag because they affect different parts of the mouth.
headofmedusa 15
I hear closing your fist helps stop gag reflex.
tournamentdecide 33
Or that special numbing spray
glabberfasted 16
Or just breathing. You physically can't gag when breathing.
derpyxmufffins 8
It's okay op, I'm the same way with them, Shoving their hand and a tab in there, obviously it's gong to gag someond... But doing other things... I'm good with that :p
conholio33 28
I never liked those xray tabs either OP. plus that wasnt a nice thing of your dentist to say
cjwayy 22
That's a super creepy and unprofessional thing for him to say
Rawrshi 25
Maybe your boyfriend likes when you gag. As long as you don't really mind/aren't actually going to throw up, I don't see the problem. Some guys like when girls gag during ********. I gag but have never had an issue with mine being bothered at all, just gotta get a technique going and know how far you can push yourself. Don't worry about it, OP.
mageepaigeee44 15
I agree. I've actually heard guys say they like the gagging. It makes them feel like they have a big penis.
gmc_blossom 21
When I gave my boyfriend a ******* for the first time, I was like, "let me see how much I can take at once." Sounded like a good idea. Except I found out it was a terrible idea, as I nearly puked all over his penis. Luckily I managed to hold it back after taking a few breaths, tears rolling down my cheek. He thought it was amusing, though.
riddle143 15
Am I the only one who reads #54s comments in the voice of the girl from Bob's burgers thanks to her profile pic?
marcranger 29
I figure if they like gagging so much, they can do some of their own after I throw up on their ****. I absolutely despise giving head, and I'm not above using my poor gag reflex to make the point.
rambleramble3 11
123, if you despise ******** so much just don't give them! No need to puke on a guy, just say no D:
Rawrshi 25
123, If you're going out of your way to make yourself uncomfortable just to throw up on someone because they like to receive head - you're the problem. It's perfectly fine to not enjoy giving head and refuse to do so, no one's penis is ever more important than your comfort or what you're not okay doing, but there's no reason to feel like you need to "get back at them" for liking it either. Simply say no, don't ever feel like you *have* to do it, and move on; don't traumatize someone over it. Some of us enjoy giving head, some don't. It's perfectly okay to just say no if you're not okay doing something, regardless of what it is. We all have our limits.