Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML
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Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was trying to make myself comfortable while he did his thing to my teeth. While my mouth was full of tools, he asked, “So how’s your day going so far?” My reply came out as, “Mrrgh purr blobby noff nay blobby blobby.” The dentist laughed and said, “I was kidding, you’re not supposed to talk right now.” FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
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Top comments
DoomTetra 6
I can't stop laughing XD
leviheichou 15
That's extremely rude of them to say, FYL.
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Comments (153)
meghan7810 16
All the comments are attacking the dentist but I think most of the people who have worked with people know that sometimes employees make comments about the people they have to work with. It's normal in these settings. The dentist was just making a joke.
allplayedout 20
Plot twist: OP is a lesbian. Dentist is both unprofessional AND ignorant.
myFAILEDLIFE990 6
DON'T CHOKE
MadHoney 9
The tab goes in the side of your mouth not even close to the throat. How did you gag were you nervous or something?
mattrd_fml 31
I gag on those things too, but I don't gag when I go down on my partner.
Tawnkat 13
Very unprofessional. I would file a complaint.
myeviltwin 20
I feel sorry for your bf too :P JK as a professional he should know to keep comments like those to himself. There is a time and place for humor like that and ones place of business is not it (not if you want repeat business anyway).
Klairem11 11
At least he assumed you had a biyfriend
NekoNomNom 11
A dentist with a sense of humor. I dig it.
ayyeitsanderson 11
Should have replied with i feel sorry for your wife when she has to ask if its in yet