Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
By peace_lost / Monday 29 June 2009 22:59 / United States
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  b_shizzle  |  0

Haha, yeah, I've got a real nasty scar on my right shoulder from where my kitten dug in as she was jumping off me cause she freaked. It's clear as ever and it's been almost a year, it's so not going away anytime soon

  cmtriplecage  |  1

i think the last part of the picture is wrong he didnt puke he attacked and i have a cat and ive had a scratch that lasted pretty long buy now i cant find it lol so the first comment is right they scratches do go away


what makes her a slut? cuz shes a girl whos kissing a guy and happens to have a guy under her. some stereotypes it would be different if she was pushing him for sex.... slut no.

  bnwranbo  |  2

i have a scar on my chest from when a cat scratched me through my sweater about 7 years ago, still there...
& this girl i know almost had her eye removed & now has a nasty scar on her eyelid from where a cat scratched her, that one they say will never go away

  subtle  |  0

I got Cat Scratch Fever from a cat scratch... and became a nice specimen for intern doctors since cases are rare now. How very nice. Yes it is a real disease, google it.

  CFR  |  0 you have nothing else to do but call girls sluts? Really now, this is the second comment I've seen from you that's like that within like, two minutes. Not every girl that has sex is a slut, and you're giving the impression that you've gotten burned a lot, or haven't gotten anything at all, in either case you're not even worthy of pity because you're a jackass.

  kcslgvr  |  11

I have that too! I originally had Lyme Disease, and after ten years I'm just getting rid of the Bartonella. It sucks, doesn't it? Oh well. At least I don't have one over those "ten day" doctors who think that a little more than a week of zithromax will cure a disease. Doctors can be such idiots. I hope that you are in great hands, Subtle!

  harmony88  |  0

Cats do leave horrible scars. My mom has one on her wrist from when we were trying to keep a cat from getting preggers (she had a littler of kittens she was nursing so we couldn't get her fixed yet). It's been about three years and it's still dark, dark purple and shiny. I've got my fair share of pet related scars, just none that obvious.

Also, since it was mentioned, I hate doctors who are only in it for the money. I had tonsilitis for 6 months and saw my doctor after two weeks, a month, and three months and she insisted I was fine. The whole time my throat swelled more and more shut. I would have gone to a different doctor, but we live so far out in the country that there just isn't another one. I finally was able to see a specialist at the hospital (6 month waiting list), and he diagnosed me from the smell before he ever looked in my throat it was so severe. I'd hate to have something serious (like the diseases mentioned above) and receive the same treatment.

  one23four  |  0

I have a nasty scratch from my cat from two years ago - on the right side of my chest. You can still see it pretty clearly. Whoever said that scratches can go away easily must not have a cat..