Anonymous
Plainview, United States
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jessy
United Kingdom
Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
sexychica
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
What's going on?
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
CuteFeeties
Staten Island, United States
Weirdo alert!
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
And you think I'M crazy?
United States
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
caughttt
United States
Never cross the streams
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
aloneinaz
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
FuckedByLife
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bridgend, United Kingdom
Pleased to meet you
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Top comments
Enslaved 38
Should have hit him with your car like GTA.
juturnaamo 29
Because it would've been fine if he had been mugging a man?
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Comments (121)
liveonmarz69 2
gfgg
Dexter83_fml 17
You need to the right thing by the victim. For your boyfriend he's got what he wanted however the effect that this will have the victim will be devastation. Call the police on him. What did you do ?
pos20 26
You mean EX-boyfriend right?
hoosiergirl94 31
Wow what a great guy...
sonasonic 34
Vehicular manslaughter for the win.
iAmPaul 49
You sure know how to pick them.
qbgroh3 15
Did he buy you something nice afterwards?
CeCe184 17
He should now be your ex boyfriend and I hope to God you decided to be a decent human being and reported it before you posted it.
bobbabson 8
Lol
limegreenpoopie 31
Did you report him??