Anonymous
Plainview, United States
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jessy
United Kingdom
Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
sexychica
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
What's going on?
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
CuteFeeties
Staten Island, United States
Weirdo alert!
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
And you think I'M crazy?
United States
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
caughttt
United States
Never cross the streams
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
aloneinaz
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
FuckedByLife
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bridgend, United Kingdom
Pleased to meet you
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Top comments
Enslaved 38
Should have hit him with your car like GTA.
juturnaamo 29
Because it would've been fine if he had been mugging a man?
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Comments (121)
Ted_brosby 4
People are saying report him. You was driving are you 100% sure it was even him?
Delsanity 13
Did you do something about it? Its worse if you ignore it and keep driving.
Cringey 18
OP, I hope you mean ex-boyfriend. FYL.
MrJenksMan 1
Be glad I didn't see that. I would have shot him.
Theater_Chef_3 30
I usually don't say this but breakup with him and report him please
hektek 11
your now ex-boyfriend you mean?
trey600rr 22
should have stopped and turned him in....or hit him with your car works too!
messymessiah 11
Did do anything about it? And I hope you mean ex-boyfriend now right?
vintageart1994 16
I laughed way to hard at this lol
kendallm505050 12
What is wrong with you?