Anonymous
Plainview, United States
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Jessy
United Kingdom
Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
sexychica
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
What's going on?
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
CuteFeeties
Staten Island, United States
Weirdo alert!
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
And you think I'M crazy?
United States
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
caughttt
United States
Never cross the streams
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
aloneinaz
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
FuckedByLife
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bridgend, United Kingdom
Pleased to meet you
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Top comments
Enslaved 38
Should have hit him with your car like GTA.
juturnaamo 29
Because it would've been fine if he had been mugging a man?
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Comments (121)
zahidnasir 22
Let him enjoy his life insecured one
zahidnasir 22
And he would have saved hinself like a pedestrian in midtown madness
Overlord247 20
... what?
seemo82 19
either u stop being his GF or go buy a new shot-gun and start shooting ppl in streets so u cam match him :p
esamolwan 18
Break up with his theif ass!
ToxicTyrael 26
Report him!
ScarredVox92 16
Exactly. Do's and don't's of dating a criminal. Well, not dating a criminal.
ninjakitty254 23
Well, he sounds like a keeper.
migmit 11
Talk about providing for the family.
JRK876 4
Maybe he was getting something nice for you.
Amama_fml 30
And did it ever cross your mind to stop the car and confront him to help the woman he was mugging?
MandieL 27
That's not always an option. I witnessed an unfortunate event while driving once. A kid getting ready for school had left their hike outside their apartment building, ran inside for something, and some thief ran, picked up the bike, and ran off with it (it did kind of make me chuckle that he ran off with it rather than ride off with it) but I was on the other side of the road with a meridian beside me and a traffic circle in front of me. I wouldn't have been able to do anything in time. So maybe by the time OP was able to turn her vehicle around, or park, or do anything that would allow her to confront him, he would have been gone. Hopefully she went to the police to turn him in though.