Today, my daughter would rather make payments on a payment plan for a $2000 Gucci purse, yet she refuses to move out and get a place on her own, or chip in for rent. She’s 29. FML
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Today, my idiot daughter is sat next to me crying because she took her ex to court for child support, convinced she was gonna get paid, even though her kids live with their dad full time. Now she's paying HIM child support and can’t afford her flat anymore, so she wants to move in with me. FML
Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML
Today, my daughter got her first house. As soon as she had the keys, she turned on me, ranting at everything she thinks I’ve done to wrong her, and how she never wants to see me again. I don’t understand, I paid for all her furniture, and we still go on mother/daughter trips. Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, my daughter told me she “doesn’t ever see herself getting in a relationship” and “dating just isn’t for her.” She’s 30 and has never been with anyone. FML
Today, my friend who doesn’t pay bills, still lives at her parent’s rent free, and hasn't finished her Associate’s is debating what color she should order her iPhone 13 in. Meanwhile, I have a Master’s, pay an astronomical amount in mortgage and bills, and still have the iPhone 8. FML
Today, my adult daughter reached out to me, asking to mend our relationship. I told her there would be nothing until she paid me back for what I spent raising her ungrateful self. In response, she laughed at me, said, "Never mind" and flipped me off as she walked out. FML
Today, I feel like I’ve failed as a parent. My brilliant college-bound daughter is throwing her life and future away to play “step-mama” with her scummy dropout boyfriend. The loser is 17 with three kids but my daughter is absolutely smitten. Neither my husband nor I can make her change her mind. FML
Today, I realised I’d raised an idiot when my daughter confidently told me she discovered an infinite money glitch by just using one of her credit cards to pay off her other credit card, then swapping them over every month. This is why she’s 28 and still living in her childhood bedroom. FML
Today, my daughter must be punishing me for something. She's dating a boy who dropped out of high school to “escape the system” and yet loves collecting unemployment benefits, and refuses to read books because he hates not knowing what the characters really look like. FML
Today, my daughter is such a greedy idiot. Her ex was voluntarily giving her over £1000 for the kid but she decided she wanted more, and dragged him to child support court. She’s now only getting about £500 and her ex, who formerly had a great relationship with her, now hates her guts. Idiot. FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
Need more info. She is living rent free, but is she contributing to the household in some way? All my adult kids who live at home still, may not pay rent, but they contribute to the household by cooking, cleaning, babysitting, etc.
wysegirl 24
So kick her out. if she doesn't pay rent you can evict her and let her learn to grow up. You are too nice of a parent.
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Comments (13)
RichardPencil 32
You gotta think long term! With that purse, she'll be able to attract the attention of wealthy suitors (because men genuinely care about women's taste in handbags) and marry into money. Then, you'll get a luxurious mother-in-law suite at her sprawling compound. Patience!
mike3775 39
Need more info. She is living rent free, but is she contributing to the household in some way? All my adult kids who live at home still, may not pay rent, but they contribute to the household by cooking, cleaning, babysitting, etc.
hobbestherost666 3
Tell her to move out
wysegirl 24
So kick her out. if she doesn't pay rent you can evict her and let her learn to grow up. You are too nice of a parent.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Okay THIS is a deadbeat kid, not all the others that can't afford to move out, but this one yes have at her everyone.
randybryant799 21
You're the one who raised her. Kick her ass out.
kitten79TX 5
She won't grow up because you're enabling her. make her pay rent or kick her out.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You let her live there.
diraven 15
She's trying to wait it out until you die so then the place is hers
bobsanction 18
Well that's what you get for having a child.