Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in a crowded elevator and, like any sane person, eavesdropped on the couple in front of me. The guy was breaking up with his girlfriend, and she was crying. As they got off, I patted her on the back and said, "You can do better, honey." It wasn’t until the doors closed that I realized I had just encouraged my boss's wife to leave him. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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Youtube00 5
That's when you walk upto him and say: Yes, oh dear god yes! /hold out your hand
mike3775 39
Just leave the room and move on. You were doing your job and have to continue doing your job
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Comments (150)
Yuuki_mei 0
You shouldn't be thinking of yourself! Think about how that guy felt for a change.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Your username is wonderfully irrelevant.
FMLandurstoo 9
That's because it's their actual account name.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
17- I'm not disputing that, I know that
ktateprado 0
^ you're not a lucky person.
MAXCAT1220 0
Lmao that's kinda awkward and when would be the right time to come out lol
honeybunch124 0
You could always have the ring!
SoccerRebel594 0
I agree, take the ring as the tip for cleaning the room for such a special occasion :)
beanieboy0789 0
So there really are hotel maids that understand English. I always thought it was a myth. They always told me, "no espeka english"
Killerturtle 11
That's so sad :(
Iamnotmyself 17
I agree, man up, put your pants down, bend over, and enjoy the roller coaster.
fthku 13
You should've left as soon as you heard someone coming in, or at least let them know you're in there. You kind of deserve it, but still, FYL and FHL as well.
cheer4ever96 8
Hold up, I'm confused...did he propose outside of the bathroom, then go in? I hope so, because otherwise that would have been hella awkward.
goingsolo211 8
The proposed didn't even go in. it happened in the suite that OP was cleaning the bathroom in.
SoccerRebel594 0
:/ Or SHE could just lay on the bed. I'd much rather have regular sex with a girl, not butt sex. Unless you meant doggy style?