Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
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Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
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Top comments
kinky44 28
You probably scared the shit out of him.
MidnaLink 33
Isn't this why stores often have washrooms for the customers.
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Comments (58)
This_FML_Girl 12
was he an employee?
Ray_of_midnight 22
Caitlyn Bree, is that you?
turtlesarerad14 13
Always knock.
angiespook 18
Well clearly the guy who let them into the bathroom was doing the same thing as you - "typically not letting the customers use the washroom" aha.
irgndsondepp 15
Was he still alive?
gothmo 8
And that's why you ALWAYS knock first. YDI.
kyouka 8
It shouldn't be that surprising considering you were there bringing another customer into that employee bathroom.
vickostojanovic 0
Did you say hi?
avidreader121 7
just be glad it wasn't your boss sitting there lol
CallMeBloo 31
Uh, did you not consider that it could have been a co-worker in the bathroom? Seriously, who unlocks locked bathrooms without knocking?