Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML
Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing, "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML
Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, ever supportive of my friends, I went to a concert and tried to really get into the music. I was jumping and dancing, only to realize I was at the wrong concert. My friend's band was playing next door. I spent half an hour dancing with strangers to music I didn't even really like. FML
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Pointy130 0
HOW IS THIS A YDI?!?!??! He got locked outside shirtless and wet in hypothermic conditions for not knowing the lyrics to the song????? You guys are ******* sociopaths!!
SubjectX 0
so you are at a party, how exactly did they figure out that you didn't know the lyrics? did they demand that you recite it with them? kinda bullshit at a party to do that. I'm not a music buff but I know a few verses.
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Comments (351)
mygoodsir 0
my guess is u tried to sing along without knowing the lyrics
emmierazzie 0
that sucks!
TheLetterZero 7
HAHA! Well, it is an amazing song.
Enoch134 0
sorry I'm still lost is it a a song called journy by don't stop or vice versa lol fml imm get hated for this
TONYMFSTARK 0
AHAHAHAGETOUTNOW.
ShadowLor 19
Perdix: I love you. You're my new hero. FINALLY someone who agrees that song is the epitome of pedos
poptartsx 0
please leave
TheComputerGuy96 16
I'm 13 years old and I've heard of that song but I don't know the lyrics and I don't even know what it sounds like. It's "Don't Stop Believin'" btw
nowayitsadria 2
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iheart655 0
I'm 13 too and they play that at every single school dance and there's not a kid in my school that doesn't know the words.
Tribulations 0
What's with the sudden obsession with that one song? For once Family Guy, of all things, was ahead of the trend.
perdix 31
Sorry that your nipples will be gangrenous by tomorrow and will fall off by week's end. There is a consolation prize for not knowing the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believin'": You are neither super-gay, a pedophile, nor a super-gay pedophile. Plus, you don't know the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believin'." Some people would pay a small fortune for such ignorance.
Enoch134 0
so true I just looked up the song and now I want to submit it as a fml
nowayitsadria 2
Hush.
DogmaT_fml 4
wtf perdix the nipples hard comment makes you seem all of the above
trickyd 0
Mmm wonderfully said. May i add another consolation prize would be being saved from the rest of the heard of mind numbing sheep who just follow all else? This is no FML. My man you have found yourself as a shepard. A wet cold shirtless shepard butva shepard all the same ! Peace out x
brianjman14 23
PERDIX I LOVE YOU! :D
Bud_fml 16
Honestly, I'm glad I don't know the lyrics It's a good song and all, but it's just so damn lame at the same time lol
Watchmaker 2
Thank you! Not knowing the lyrics to a shitty song isn't worth attempted hypothermia.
Nakedsquirrel 5
at least it wasnt a jonas brothers song, you mightve gotten the same treatment for refusing to suck the dick of the nearest guy on your right im told thats what happens at their concerts and music videos
BadPinkKitty07 0
don't stop. believin'! hold on to that feeeeeeelin'! or you lose feeling in your body, go numb, and freeze. see how important cheeseball 80s music has become? poor OP didn't get the memo.
pwner64 0
win