Miscellaneous: Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started...

By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 17:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 04:00

Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML

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By Abby - 11/11/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

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By ididntevendrinkthatnight - 07/06/2013 05:14 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing, "Happy Birthday." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 12:36 - United States

Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 21:00 - Philippines

Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 23:07 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML

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By loquacious shit stain - 07/02/2013 17:11 - Australia

Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML

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By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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By Sparks - 13/03/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

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By Alaska fire - 19/11/2016 22:14 - United States - Eagle River

Today, I was the only sober person at a bonfire. After being hit in the eye with a snowball, taking people's keys away because they were too wasted to drive, making sure no one died and stabbing the bottom of my foot with a nail, I got to sleep in the snow. Without any blankets. FML

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Pointy130 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:14

HOW IS THIS A YDI?!?!??! He got locked outside shirtless and wet in hypothermic conditions for not knowing the lyrics to the song????? You guys are ******* sociopaths!!

SubjectX 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:45

so you are at a party, how exactly did they figure out that you didn't know the lyrics? did they demand that you recite it with them? kinda bullshit at a party to do that. I'm not a music buff but I know a few verses.

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mygoodsir 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:49

my guess is u tried to sing along without knowing the lyrics

emmierazzie 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:55

that sucks!

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:56

HAHA! Well, it is an amazing song.

Enoch134 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:58

sorry I'm still lost is it a a song called journy by don't stop or vice versa lol fml imm get hated for this

TONYMFSTARK 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:23

AHAHAHAGETOUTNOW.

ShadowLor 19

Monday 1 February 2010 2:55

Perdix: I love you. You're my new hero. FINALLY someone who agrees that song is the epitome of pedos

poptartsx 0

Monday 1 February 2010 7:00

please leave

TheComputerGuy96 16

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:00

I'm 13 years old and I've heard of that song but I don't know the lyrics and I don't even know what it sounds like. It's "Don't Stop Believin'" btw

nowayitsadria 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:01

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iheart655 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:47

I'm 13 too and they play that at every single school dance and there's not a kid in my school that doesn't know the words.

Tribulations 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:06

What's with the sudden obsession with that one song? For once Family Guy, of all things, was ahead of the trend.

perdix 29

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:07

Sorry that your nipples will be gangrenous by tomorrow and will fall off by week's end. There is a consolation prize for not knowing the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believin'": You are neither super-gay, a pedophile, nor a super-gay pedophile. Plus, you don't know the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believin'." Some people would pay a small fortune for such ignorance.

Enoch134 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:14

so true I just looked up the song and now I want to submit it as a fml

nowayitsadria 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:14

Hush.

DogmaT_fml 4

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:18

wtf perdix the nipples hard comment makes you seem all of the above

trickyd 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:34

Mmm wonderfully said. May i add another consolation prize would be being saved from the rest of the heard of mind numbing sheep who just follow all else? This is no FML. My man you have found yourself as a shepard. A wet cold shirtless shepard butva shepard all the same ! Peace out x

brianjman14 22

Monday 14 June 2010 4:07

PERDIX I LOVE YOU! :D

Bud_fml 16

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:12

Honestly, I'm glad I don't know the lyrics It's a good song and all, but it's just so damn lame at the same time lol

Watchmaker 2

Monday 1 February 2010 0:07

Thank you! Not knowing the lyrics to a shitty song isn't worth attempted hypothermia.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:10

at least it wasnt a jonas brothers song, you mightve gotten the same treatment for refusing to suck the dick of the nearest guy on your right im told thats what happens at their concerts and music videos

BadPinkKitty07 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:10

don't stop. believin'! hold on to that feeeeeeelin'! or you lose feeling in your body, go numb, and freeze. see how important cheeseball 80s music has become? poor OP didn't get the memo.