Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
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Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML
Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing, "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML
Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, ever supportive of my friends, I went to a concert and tried to really get into the music. I was jumping and dancing, only to realize I was at the wrong concert. My friend's band was playing next door. I spent half an hour dancing with strangers to music I didn't even really like. FML
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Pointy130 0
HOW IS THIS A YDI?!?!??! He got locked outside shirtless and wet in hypothermic conditions for not knowing the lyrics to the song????? You guys are ******* sociopaths!!
SubjectX 0
so you are at a party, how exactly did they figure out that you didn't know the lyrics? did they demand that you recite it with them? kinda bullshit at a party to do that. I'm not a music buff but I know a few verses.
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Moonstarmist 0
I think it's hilarious that more people said YDI. I'm shocked you didn't know the lyrics because I have yet to find someone who doesn't (at least the chorus), but it sucks that they did that to you. Journey is a great band and "Don't Stop Believin'" is a great song. You should listen to it some more because it definitely isn't a "poser" song (why the **** would it be?)
SpasticTurnip 4
They probably only know the lyrics 'cause of GLEE !!
dragongirl13 2
shoulda known the lyrics
iankennedy17 0
pretty sure the song is called "small town girl"
gottalovepixar 0
If we were in a bar like the OP, I would throw beer at you, steal your shirt, and lock you outside. Because it's Don't Stop Believin'.
pandalover69 26
no it is called "don't stop believing", moron.
RuralNinja 0
I'm pretty sure you're borderline retarded.
evulmarshmello08 0
awww. I'm feel so bad 4 u. but at least u no it was a lame party if they decided to do a sing along to that song...
hellojello11790 0
hahahahaha. dont stop believin, hold on to that dreaaam.
tdawgheath 0
YDI for not knowing the song at a Gay Bar! Lol...just kidding Steve Perry, don't sue me.
signalarmywife 0
Actually Steve Perry is dead.
sevlen 0
wow shit dude
Scoop2552 6
On the bright side the beer wont freeze, so thats a positive! YDI for not knowing an awesome song though
ashleynonymous 0
Everyone should know the lyrics!!!