Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
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Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML
Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing, "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML
Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, ever supportive of my friends, I went to a concert and tried to really get into the music. I was jumping and dancing, only to realize I was at the wrong concert. My friend's band was playing next door. I spent half an hour dancing with strangers to music I didn't even really like. FML
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Pointy130 0
HOW IS THIS A YDI?!?!??! He got locked outside shirtless and wet in hypothermic conditions for not knowing the lyrics to the song????? You guys are ******* sociopaths!!
SubjectX 0
so you are at a party, how exactly did they figure out that you didn't know the lyrics? did they demand that you recite it with them? kinda bullshit at a party to do that. I'm not a music buff but I know a few verses.
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NorfolkDude 2
Hmmm... this seems odd for many reason. My guessimation is that it was a karaoke party and it was your turn to sing and you didn't know the lyrics. Either way YDI for being set up in such a situation.
what_the_fail 0
Only fags say guesstimation.
soccerdill10 0
#57: Ur a dumbass for not knowing the song "Dont Stop Believing". Its like one of the greatest songs of all time YDI OP for being such a dumbass
ily1210 10
YDI, how could u not know the lyrics?
fukcre 0
I don't get how this is his fault. Since when do you NEED to know some sorta-famous pop song that isn't really very good, anyway?
TotchiNeko 0
I've heard the song in movies but never anywhere else. epic really? but op YDI for partying with a bunch douches.
CamoChick13 0
YDI im 13 an i no the lyrics idiot!..
kingwaldo 0
You're calling him an idiot yet you're thirteen and can't even type properly.
Jen_J_the_J 0
i agree with #4, YDI. those epic lyrics shld b known by all.
brianjman14 23
how the **** is this a ydi? it's not a bad song but not a good one either, but I don't know someone who knows all the lyrics (like me) those people at the party r just losers, OP u r the cool one
kgraham21 0
That's what you get for not respecting the best song ever.
Mr_Sharkings 5
I see no mention of Stairway to Heaven.
Schmuty 2
You should know those lyrics. haha