Miscellaneous: Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said...

By ilik3catz - 01/01/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

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By NotYourDaddy - 08/08/2017 00:31

Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML

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By dkajxu - 12/08/2009 12:57 - Singapore

Today, while studying in the middle of the night, my dad came home drunk. I helped him to the sofa and after clearing up his mess, he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was, and how good a daughter I am. I am Vanessa. FML

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By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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By TKPhai - 05/04/2015 03:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

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By notsohappyniece - 02/11/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML

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By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Power move

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 17:00

Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML

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Parental approval

By Brandon - 04/08/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me from her parents' house where she is visiting. They were BBQing outside when out of the blue her childhood friend Adam showed up at the door for the BBQ. She asked her parents why he was there, and her dad replied that he "wants her to know that she has options." FML

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Saturday 1 January 2011 6:17

haha you just got burned by your dad

TXjuggalo972 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 6:21

don't worry op I actually kind of like flat chested women idk why actually I could care less

Comments

crimson_alize 2

Sunday 2 January 2011 0:52

what business does ur dad hav noticing these things? fyl cuz of ur pancake chest and petifile father;)

RMC000 7

Sunday 2 January 2011 2:23

Your dad's a bit of a prick it would seem, but don't worry about the other bit -- more than a handful's wasted anyway. ;)

Jose124 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:26

Yea I also have mosquito bite boobs

Jose124 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:29

Yea I also have bite size boobs

blondeandhot 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 6:58

Why is your dad checking out your boobs??

Honda288 2

Sunday 2 January 2011 7:26

Your dad wins! But like a lot of other guys, I preference smaller boobs. It's really nothing to be ashamed of. P.S boob jobs are for Hollywood ******, be happy with what ya got.

Sexkitten3345 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 8:34

it's ok Hun my used to do the same thing I have a size c cup cheast and he did it then some next time your dad says that kick that bastard in the nuts