Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
Murderer!
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Multitasking
Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML
Unwelcome guest
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Very bad idea
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly tried to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Top comments
Glam_fml 0
That's horrible! Poor dogs... I hope they somehow survived. But how did you miss not one, but TWO dogs? Were they little yippy dogs or something? Still, if she was your best friend, you should have known she had dogs, and been on the look out for them. I would say your friend and her dogs lives are way more ****** then yours..
namelessfew 0
How in the hell did you manage to do that?!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (207)
magicalunicorns7 0
You're a complete idiot. #8, I would say some things, but I'm afraid of Karma, let's just leave it at that. Life will get you back moron. -_-; Poor dogs.
nutmeg 0
Why would her two dogs be at her wedding? And if you're her best friend, why weren't you riding in the limo with her?
iSING 0
OMG thats horrible ="(
cucuto89 0
#14 is winn
genius_girl16 0
I dont see wat the problem is, unless... the dogs were in the wedding but it doesnt say they are soooo this fml does not even make sense.
less_efficient 0
Damn, either you are an absolutely terrible driver, or those dogs are equally stupid. Even dogs generally know to move the hell out of the way of a big moving hunks of metal.
ZeldasSage 0
Aww poor doggies XP
kimfosho 0
that's terrible. what did she say?!
BaldOuting 0
that is horrible. YDI. don't drink and drive.
spamuella 0
nooooooooooooooooo! that's actually really really sad. aw craapp! D: