lfssecond
United States
Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Rhyno
United States
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
Puppy_Killer
Australia
Murderer!
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
the_dog_sitter
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Multitasking
Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML
cpguru24
Bellows Falls, United States
Unwelcome guest
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
brooklyn0118
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
frame
Canada
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Yoir mom
Port Richey, United States
Very bad idea
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
byegeorge
Hounslow, United Kingdom
Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly tried to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". FML
coloris
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Top comments
Glam_fml 0
That's horrible! Poor dogs... I hope they somehow survived. But how did you miss not one, but TWO dogs? Were they little yippy dogs or something? Still, if she was your best friend, you should have known she had dogs, and been on the look out for them. I would say your friend and her dogs lives are way more ****** then yours..
namelessfew 0
How in the hell did you manage to do that?!
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Comments (207)
genius_man16 1
How is it possible to do that? Really? YDI for being such an oblivious asshole, and FYfriendsL
mischamischa 0
will these stupid "i killed someone's or my pets" fml posts freaking stop?? Like it's funny to run over someone's dogs.
nviedemerde 0
how do you ACCIDENTALLY kill TWO dogs???
feeish 0
YDI: Because you hit TWO dogs and probably shouldn't be driving a car
McLaughlane 0
#75 is on it. I am so ******* sick of the dead animals fmls.
LordOfTheHobos 0
Bonus points!
erinfairy 0
sshiiiiiit
forthelulz_fml 0
If they are small enough to run over, they aren't dogs, just oversized rodents.
ombrelle 0
How am I the only person to say this?? If it's your best friend wouldn't you be in the wedding party therefore arrive with the actual bridal party??? What kind of best friend isn't in the wedding party...
roflwafflez 0
double kill!