By Anonymous - 19/07/2011 18:03 - United States

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 536
You deserved it 8 555
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Mi24hind 0

I see a pimp in the making

76 2

Comments

IWarnedYou 0

I'm grammar police officer Jake. I'm going to have to give you a ticket for saying you're. You should have said "your". The fine will be $20.

3 2
imosim 0

I'm the troll police officer, and I'm going to have to fine you 30$ for unnecessary trolling.

0 1
IWarnedYou 0

I'm going to have to give you a fine for putting the dollar sign behind the money amount. $30 is the correct way.

0 0
dreamering 16

Hey, grammar officer. The $ sign can go in the front or in the back. It depends where people live. This troll lives in "Canadia". Check his profile. That should have been your comeback material.

0 0
dreamering 16

Moderator, please remove these posts. It was a reply for the posts you deleted. Thanks

0 0
babbu18 0

hahaha good luck when the kid funds something bigger and 'better' than a whip..

13 33
chelseaaababyyy 17

did you really think the kid was whipping her ? sorry but thats just retarded..

5 4
Mi24hind 0

I see a pimp in the making

76 2
Siji 0

It's A Pimp Named Slickback. Ya gotta say it all at once.

5 0
lmaoatall 6

why does this kid give me the impression that this is what boners would have been like at 7?!?!

47 4
skyeyez9 24

If that 7yr old offers to show OP his butt plug collection, and pet oppossum, then that is definately everyoneluvsboner's son!

11 0
WiderWille 11

No, he is 25, OP just made a small typo.

1 3
bwenduh45 7

well your getting paid aren't you?so stop complaining,it's not like they threw poo at you,caused a massive explosion,or worse.

11 19
lemonlimejuices 0

*you're. Also, is it really that hard to capitalize and put spaces after punctuation?

11 16
imosim 0

wow you are a hardcore grammar troll aren't you.. sad sad life..

19 7
elfuin 0

Ok I understand poo, but where the heck is a seven year old getting explosives? Also, if that were possible, what is worse than being blown up?

2 7
papaicey 0

uhh, it's supposed to be funny, not scary

7 1
hotchicklover 0

jus try having sex with him. maybe you will get married

1 18
lmaoatall 6

why in the love of god would you recommend , or even state to anyone to have sex with a seven year old. that's sick!! it's not even a joke!

8 0
Jakaroo 0

-46 hey people get married even though the girl is older.......but the sex part Isssss "ok"?????

0 1
lmaoatall 6

yes 56- the age difference is not an issue for me here when it comes to marriage.30-40! that's fine. between adults. my gripe is the fact the kid is 7, and should have never been a reference made about sex!

3 0
hotchicklover 0

the kid is a playa and you know you are in love with hum. take his penis and put it in ur mouth

0 2
lmaoatall 6

you need to be ******* banned from this site you sick ****!!!

1 0
androiddestroya 7

WTF is wrong with you 28?

1 0
WCARlover 34

but you're getting paid by his parents:) so it's okay

10 2