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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 11:55 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

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By jccwell - 23/09/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:35

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 06:01

Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML

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IndiRae 9

Monday 27 June 2011 0:33

Play with him, problem solved Xbox

NomOnShroomz 14

Monday 27 June 2011 1:02

No, your mother is prone to viruses.

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Adrian_Pictou 0

Monday 27 June 2011 3:32

hahah too cool

SorrowFull 8

Monday 27 June 2011 3:35

maybe if you let him score more often he wouldn't have to do it on the xbox

1Miranda13 0

Monday 27 June 2011 3:36

Asshole!

allthatremains25 0

Monday 27 June 2011 3:44

it is VERY possible for him to do both.. trust me (;

Emmy1107 0

Monday 27 June 2011 3:52

god... I know exactly what you mean. but it's about his ps3 :/

DaKrusha 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:18

there is something wrong with your boyfriend if he plays ps3...

Corgidan 12

Sunday 18 September 2011 2:23

If it's a ps3 then set it on fire

999pun999 0

Monday 27 June 2011 3:53

you know what you should get him for christmas now....

blue_eyes11792 0

Monday 27 June 2011 4:07

Omg girl, that sounds exactly like my boyfriend! I feel your pain.

Just2MuchCrazy 0

Monday 27 June 2011 4:12

tell him that hes to old for it and that instead he needs to do something with you and that if not threaten him that youll ruin his k/d ratio haha...

fmlrockssomuch 0

Monday 27 June 2011 4:23

thats what i get most times

ashleii2010 0

Monday 27 June 2011 4:26

you should learn to like and play (: video games are fun!

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Today, I realized how bad my social skills are when I finally landed a date with my crush. We sat down to lunch, and I asked her what her favorite Marvel movies were. She gave a flat, "I don't like those movies." and we deadass sat there in silence for ten minutes. FML

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