Health: Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML - FML

By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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By annie - 26/05/2021 10:57

Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML

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By unknown002 - 12/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML

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By Marcilor001 - 10/08/2018 20:30

Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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Desks are so judgmental these days!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2021 02:01

Today, I was telling my friend how much I love my 20-year-old kitchen scale, because it has this one handy function that even new ones don’t have. Later, my mom melted it on the stove and isn’t even convinced she should buy me a new one. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML

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Top comments

kruzito 0

Monday 30 May 2011 22:41

Time to buy a bigger one!

shovels 0

Monday 30 May 2011 22:47

Jog to the store and buy a new one...

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Keyman1212 14

Monday 30 May 2011 22:48

Well there's some motivation for you to lose weight.

DarkHelmet 10

Monday 30 May 2011 22:49

take a hint and go get a gym membership. time to get in shape OP

steeledwolf 8

Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:21

Wait 14... Who said op is fat? Op can be this huge ass body builder because muscle is heavier than fat you know. Op can be pissed that the scale broke. Think about that.

shortie916 0

Monday 30 May 2011 22:52

Wow all the comments above suck. OP your fat!

christrex99 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:18

you're*

missymoo123 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:15

HA! ^^you got there before me...I was going to say, and YOU'RE illiterate lol

viivian 3

Monday 30 May 2011 22:56

hahahahahahahaha

7mood75 7

Monday 30 May 2011 22:57

Well at least it didn't show you _ | _

dandawg69 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:00

Garfield has an iPod?! Since when can an iPod register a cats paw?!

CitrusGirl 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:36

There is a site that you can access from the computer as well you know.

dandawg69 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:18

Yes I know, I see some people didn't have a childhood reading books full of comic strips.

iTzGangster07 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:01

bullshit don't lie

docscientist 9

Monday 30 May 2011 23:01

Inquire about the scales they use at your local zoo.

hydef14 2

Monday 30 May 2011 23:04

damn fatty what the hell!

lis54 1

Monday 30 May 2011 23:17

wtf i bet ur sitting at ur moms house in front of a computer screen , with ur fat spilling out of the damn chair. fag.

zakhoover 0

Monday 30 May 2011 23:06

now i think it is time for you to go on a diet.

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