Miscellaneous: Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house....

By Lee - 21/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony… until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML

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Is this legal?

By John Trent - 06/09/2023 13:00 - United Kingdom - Trowbridge

Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML

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By SeagullsShouldDie - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML

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Late for his own funeral

By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my uncle's funeral. As we were in the cars behind the hearse, I lost sight of it in traffic, ended up taking a wrong turn, and getting lost… As did half the cars behind me, who also didn’t know where the crematorium was, and just kept following me. We delayed the funeral quite a bit. FML

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It's what he would've wanted

By vinvin2210 - 10/02/2023 04:00

Today, we went to disperse my father's ashes in his favorite lake. My brother was anxious to show off to his new wife, and took us to a fancy resort on the lake. He fell into the lake with my dad's ashes. Nobody laughed when he got out. Oh and as he's a stingy ass, I ended up paying for the trip. FML

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Bad taste

By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML

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By poppet2010 - 17/01/2010 15:58 - France

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

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So long, grandpa

By fcnk - 18/06/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML

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Shut up!

By Unfun funeral - 31/10/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML

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What an asshole

By Cam - 26/10/2021 16:59 - Canada

Today, after I found out my uncle took me off my grandma's funeral program, I had to fight to speak. He spent the week taking out his jealousy and anger on me and my sister for being included in her funeral. To everyone else he's played the saint, and the whole family has no idea. FML

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By why? - 01/05/2015 13:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

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Mykeh 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:15

Wow, looks like your uncle has seperation anxiety. You should feel blessed, it was a gesture of love on his part. Unless he's one of those annoying uncles in which case he came onto you as a prank.

ncochrum 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:40

It's raining men!

Comments

Tika876 18

Sunday 21 June 2009 14:57

At least u will always have a piece of him with u where ever u go. LOL

rachann 0

Monday 22 June 2009 18:28

haha thats exactly what i was thinking. he will always be with you

HipsterDoofus 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 15:00

Im with a combination of 2, 3 and 14

PumpkinTarte 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 15:01

OMG! What's with all these dead people ashes FML's.. Creepy!

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 21 June 2009 15:03

You should have put them in a shallow hole, that's what they do when people are put in gardens of rememberance. They don't blow everywhere that way.

RyanRaygun 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 15:18

Shut the **** up, Donny.

iceangel_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:02

lol I noticed there were lots of ashes FMLs lately too :O man, isn't spreading ashes illegal? or is it just here in Canada?

stfuminjakid 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:07

#23, actually when I was burning my father and grandfather (years apart) they burned them right after the funeral, they empty the casket and what not. I highly doubt they'd burn people together, that's just disrespectful. They even offered to let me watch, I was in the room but I made them close the door to the oven.

laomaostu 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:09

why would you spread the ash around the house any way?

tedsheckler 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:13

"And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos.. in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been..."

baileys82 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:40

i think its best to go the hunter s thomason way. in my dad's family they spread ashes at a certain bay. when they were spreading the ashes of my grandpa and uncle, they miscalculated and the tide started coming back in bringing my uncle and grandpa with it.