By Justanotherwreck - 20/04/2019 16:00

Today, we had an office party. I got extremely drunk and invited my younger coworker into the bathroom to make out repeatedly. Not only did he reject me multiple times, but he also looked super traumatised and hasn’t said a word to me since. FML
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bluejello2001 18

So you got drunk and sexually harassed a younger coworker? F *his* life. If there's any fallout with HR over this, you need to recognise that you have it coming for your behaviour. Apologize to the guy next time you see him.

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Lennell McCoy 5

can you blame him? he could've caught charges for making out with a drunk girl

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Akitakat 31

I’m... exactly how young are we talking?!

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chosha_fml 26

Apologise for having been a total asshole and stop drinking at office parties - or at all if that’s how you act when you’re drunk.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

YDI. He should file harassment charges against you, BTW...

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BurnInDemonFire 33

No fat chicks. No old chicks. No ugly chicks. And no drunk chicks, unless they're super hot college chicks. That is the credo of the Club 18-30 straight guy. Basically, you should know better.

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Suaria 38

This is sexual harassment. You're lucky he hasn't reported you to HR which is his right to do so. I think you should apologize to him and lay off the drinks at work functions.

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A-Rod 1

I miss out on all the good jobs. FML

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Sg-1NJ 3

that's sexual assault. fk ur life, you deserve it.

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