Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML
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Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML
Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML
Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML
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elephantom12 9
You my friend, got owned.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Too bad it wasn't st. Patricks day
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phiend99 4
I used to do pranks with my co-workers all the time. One neat trick was to empty out somebody's hand cream moisturizer and fill it with Elmer's glue. The squeezable tube works best, just have to refill it slow into the small hole at the top, since that's usually not removable. Works with shampoo too.
isagoal 0
Oh ho ho green Jackie ;)
kykymorgan 0
You should get him back!:) Try putting glue on the toilet seat or tie a watermarks firecracker to the lid and when he lifts it it would go off! Lol
kykymorgan 0
#123 i meant to put water proof firecrackers?
jcingram 2
I can just imagine him coming out laughing saying "why so serious?"
tragicnightmare 15
this is on a YouTube video I watched!
Brandon2916 9
I hear Willy wonka has openings for oompa loompas
CassieStrawbs 7
This is kind of confusing. Whether it was just food coloring or actually hair dye, either way it would make your shampoo green. How wouldn't you not notice that?
SwtCherryPie 26
Freshly mixed hair dye doesnt always come out of the bottle the same color your hair is so going to be maybe it didnt discolor it enough to notice *I dyed my hair last week, the color from the bottle was bright lavender, my hair is kinda dark red tho*... or she uses a greenish *maybe apple/pear/etc* colored shampoo/conditioner anyway...
omgiculol 4
put hair removal lotion in his shampoo:)
writergirl23 19
He put it in your shampoo
MJJ5809 9
Did he really? Please tell us more!!
pere 11
NAAAHHHHH