Miscellaneous: Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband....

By mycedes - 26/10/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

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Thursday 27 October 2011 0:07

You my friend, got owned.

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Thursday 27 October 2011 0:07

Too bad it wasn't st. Patricks day

Comments

sparxva 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 16:25

Sounds like you lost the prank war.

chilla4m3 6

Thursday 27 October 2011 18:43

Lets hope it doesn't last long. Also this is awesome. Couples who can have fun together like this are great.

chilla4m3 6

Thursday 27 October 2011 18:45

Why should they grow up. They are enjoying themselves. What is wrong with a little humor in a relationship?

hoonyer 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 20:21

It's nice that you are able to play with husband in that way, good for you OP, you deserve to have a long and healthy relationship. . . also, let us know how you got him back ;)