Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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Top comments
ps15 0
not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
KyleCaster 0
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...
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Comments (227)
J3NG33HU 6
pft I don't think you'd be needing a car at 16 .
ubergrunt 0
oh no, your life is so horrible, now how will you ever drive to school and show all the boys how rich you are if you have no car? you should probably just kill yourself
Super_Salo 0
That's what you ******* get for expecting shit. It wasn't any of your business.
MatthewTN 0
Ydi for being so spoiled
kristena103 14
Hahahaha FYL u must hav been like oh wow. Get back at him by telling him "since you crashed my car I drive yours/moms, then crash it where he crashed it and then dance while letting out a fart on his face do it at the time u need to fart!
elizabeth713 8
First world problems, anyone?
TimmaysRoXy 9
That's what you get for sneaking back to peek. And a street lamp?!... It was in your neighborhood meaning unless dad was nascaring through your neighborhood, it will be driveable. So your dad should post an fml saying how his ungrateful child ruined their birthday surprise and made him wreck her new car into a pole. Get a job you spoiled bitch and work for things lije the rest of us.
coocoo1112 0
At least your parents bought you a car. Stop bitching about it
sentryshooter777 4
be glad they even considered anything like a car. when i turned 16 i got an n64 and i nearly had a stroke over the happiness so i dont want to hear any bitching about him crashing it!!! you kids nowadays expect so much from adults and your parents!!
BronayPonay 6
The only reason most of you are saying 'your such a spoiled bitch' is because you know the situation, and have now assesed it against the OP. I'm sure if you were in the OPs shies you would have been a little pissed because you wouldnt have expected that to happen. How do you know OP is spoiled? How do you know they didnt deserve the car because they have worked hard? Your just judging them. Now yes OP could be ridiculously spoiled abd is just bitching, but people always assume the worst, its annoying when people are always so negative.
Drake_The_Dragon 23
I put YDI because she shouldn't have been trying to get a sneak peek before her birthday.