Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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ps15 0
not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
KyleCaster 0
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...
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Comments (227)
cegan09 0
oh you poor baby, your parents crashed a car bought for a 16 year old. No 16 year old deserves a new car, none. Sounds like you would have crashed it anyway, then expected them to replace it. Thank you for continuing to prove just how spoiled kids are today.
Hich17 0
I'd like to punch you in the face, over and over. It's not FYL. Your life is fine. F you.
Hich17 0
I want to punch you in the face, over and over. FYL? No. F you.
CHS__Bball 0
Did you jump out of the bushes and yell at him LOL. FYL
ziqi92 0
ever heard of the phrase: what you dont know wont hurt u? the opposite is very true here :(
mikew85 0
that sucks. if they have insurance you'll get one probably.
bigraws23 0
pray for a warenty
Spl2iGGaN 0
Parents dumb enough to spoil their 16 year old with a car, are also dumb enough to wreck it? Corralation here? Its true, parents who spoil their kids like this are retarded. Look at the kd who wrecked the 50,000 dollar mustang on YouTube.
majormike 0
wow asshole just be thankful your parents buy you a car
cmac86 24
ydi because you were "supposed" to get a car. not all of us get a car at age16. I didn't nor did any of my family members or neighbors.