Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML
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Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
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ChakatBlackstar 29
You are some impressively sound sleepers.
routerere 10
That's horrible. Hope that campground had a register or there was some security camera that caught them. You guys should start a GoFundMe is you guys need help. I know I would donate.
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Comments (28)
blink831forever 13
That is some serious bad luck.
tounces7 28
They managed to find your keys in a dark tent?
Trainn 19
Talk about a double whammy
MrsBugi 21
I need to know HOW you slept through any of that. Please lol Drugs? I wake up to every little thing, especially in a tent because you hear every movement. Cutting a hole, grabbing the stuff, jingling keys and a car driving away seems impossible to not wake up to.
Tarlachia 33
It’s not hard. Especially if they’re at least half deaf like me. As a kid I slept through a tree crashing into the house. I’ve also slept through a tornado ravaging the campgrounds. It destroyed every campsite around mine, but didn’t touch mine. I even sleep through my wife’s night terrors.
MrsBugi 21
lmao that is true. Being deaf would explain it! It is possible I suppose that they both are as well. We need the OP to clarify this for us! haha Sorry to hear about your hearing issues though, and your wife's night terrors. I actually suffer from night terrors myself but, thankfully not often. My poor husband wakes up terrified to me screaming lol
franklyimfrankli 3
Did they grab the beer too?
White Trash 10
On the positive side, those burglars must be having the time of their lives. Sometimes you gotta look at the bright side.
darlapig1998 4
i like the word burgled. sorry for your house and car tho
Ariella du Saint 3
That sounds in tents.