Anonymous
Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
oldschool
United States
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Timmy
France
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
emptypockets
Sydney, Australia
Detained
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Anonymous
Saturday night fever
Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML
30goingon13
Proof
Today, my acne was so bad I got carded for a pack of lighters. I'm 30. FML
Anonymous
Respect the herb
Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML
Chase
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to Walmart with all my birthday money, which I had in a wallet with my permit and everything else. I was sat on a bench looking for items for my iPod Touch However… I left my wallet behind. Turns out an old couple stole it. I got my shit jacked by grandparents. FML
Matthew
United States
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Top comments
pjsr 33
Don’t worry; keep smoking and before long your face will look wrinkled and yellowed. You’ll be able to get the Seniors Discount long before you’re eligible. Score!
QueenSaru 28
I get carded regularly for lottery (18) and booze (19) and I'm 34. Some people are babyfaced, and also a lot of people such as myself suck at telling ages. I could look at someone and go, "Yep... they're maybe between 14 and 45, who knows."
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Austin Cookie Cookendorfer 2
you could have had them run your social
Billie-Jo 9
Don't worey op, I am 28 but only 4 "10.