Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
Detained
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Saturday night fever
Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML
Proof
Today, my acne was so bad I got carded for a pack of lighters. I'm 30. FML
Respect the herb
Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with all my birthday money, which I had in a wallet with my permit and everything else. I was sat on a bench looking for items for my iPod Touch However… I left my wallet behind. Turns out an old couple stole it. I got my shit jacked by grandparents. FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Top comments
pjsr 33
Don’t worry; keep smoking and before long your face will look wrinkled and yellowed. You’ll be able to get the Seniors Discount long before you’re eligible. Score!
QueenSaru 28
I get carded regularly for lottery (18) and booze (19) and I'm 34. Some people are babyfaced, and also a lot of people such as myself suck at telling ages. I could look at someone and go, "Yep... they're maybe between 14 and 45, who knows."
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Comments (23)
neuronerd 29
Don't worry! If you keep smoking, you won't look young much longer.
Meala Skobeleva 5
socialism doesn't work on communist block, flying sharks at it and start over
Tim Carver 9
take your ID to the court date... end of problem
James Thompson 8
You didn’t get arrested unless you did something else. You won’t even get arrested for underage drinking in most states. It’s just a ticket. Besides, all you have to do is take your ID and the ticket to the court house and it’ll be dismissed. Bit of a hassle but no big deal.
pbruins84 21
You don't know which country it was.
copperlund 14
Take it as a compliment, you look youthful!
lukey101 26
Where in the world is it an arrestable offence to smoke underage??? Let alone police who can't tell a 30 year-old is old enough to make their own stupid decisions...
boopingsnoot 25
I know a way to avoid this problem in the future, and save money at the same time! There's actually a second way to do so, if you own a cheese grater and no desire to ever date anyone.
pbruins84 21
In which country is this possible?
thekidneythief 7
that's what you get for purposely destroying your organs. people like my brother & i who are born with genetic organ failure hate to see people who do that shit to themselves. it's so hard to get organs & its such a painful life with organ failure
Saffron Nightshade 12
What kind of shitty cop doesn't get ID before making an arrest like that?