Spotted

By sara - 24/07/2020 23:01

Today, I discovered my first wrinkle at the same time as my millionth zit. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 July 2020 2:25

I'd say "Pics or it's fake," but I'm afraid you'd call my bluff.

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 25 July 2020 1:36

So do you still get carded or do people help you walk across the street?

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Charlie Given 26

Saturday 25 July 2020 0:20

I feel your pain 😭

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 25 July 2020 1:36

So do you still get carded or do people help you walk across the street?

princess_stabitty 20

Sunday 26 July 2020 0:20

That's a good one, LOL xD

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 July 2020 2:25

I'd say "Pics or it's fake," but I'm afraid you'd call my bluff.

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