Love, Weird and Overreaction: Congratulations, you played yourself

Congratulations, you played yourself

By OoopsieDaisee - 15/11/2023 20:00

Today, my boyfriend asked me to look up something on his phone. I jokingly asked him, “You’re not worried about me discovering your side bitches?” He got upset and angrily said he didn’t have any. I took his defensiveness as an indication of guilt and dumped him. Turns out he was right, he didn’t have side chicks. FML

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By tj - 26/08/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML

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You deserved it 9 094

Social media drama

By Jessie - 25/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML

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You deserved it 124

What's going on here?

By Alybb33 - 05/04/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone and saw texts between him and his female friend. I confronted him about it and smashed his phone to pieces. He seems genuinely more upset that he can’t talk to her anymore rather than me being mad at him or his expensive smartphone being broken. FML

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You deserved it 1 234

Great excuses

By sumi - 01/06/2021 22:00

Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML

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So that makes it alright?

By Boundaries - 04/02/2021 11:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML

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You deserved it 136

By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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You deserved it 433

Strange behavior

By Soconfused - 30/08/2022 14:00

Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML

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You deserved it 442

By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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Instadrama

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 20:00

Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML

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You deserved it 592

By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 15 November 2023 21:44

Just remember people, some do NOT like being accused of something they didn't do. Their reaction doesn't always equal guilt, but maybe resentment of having something heinous said to them.

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 15 November 2023 22:14

oh ffs, if he was hiding something he wouldn't have given you his phone.

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 15 November 2023 21:44

Just remember people, some do NOT like being accused of something they didn't do. Their reaction doesn't always equal guilt, but maybe resentment of having something heinous said to them.

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 15 November 2023 22:14

oh ffs, if he was hiding something he wouldn't have given you his phone.

Justkidding100 41

Wednesday 15 November 2023 23:27

if you want to see how cheaters actually react, read all the FMLs where husbands smash doors, boyfriends punch walls, and fiances never come home. Being angry you thought he was cheating is reasonable especially when he wasn't

Rake 16

Thursday 16 November 2023 9:25

You did the right thing. Dumping over something like that means that you didn't really care about the relationship and didn't really trust him. Good thing you dumped him so he can fine someone who actually cares.

HouseOfM 8

Thursday 16 November 2023 16:39

I had next who didn't understand why she couldn't look through my phone. I do have conversations with friends. And they tell me their personal issues. Medical and other private problems that they do not feel comfortable with other people knowing.