NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Bec99
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Great expectations
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Anonymous
Dresden, Germany
Skincare
Today, I have a new scar on my chin, which is still very sensitive to pressure. So, naturally, my body considers this the perfect spot for growing what feels like the world’s biggest pimple. FML
Iswearihavegoodhygiene
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
sara
Spotted
Today, I discovered my first wrinkle at the same time as my millionth zit. FML
pagvscgrac
United States
Too many to count
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Anonymous
Leer, Germany
Getting on a bit
Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML
Top comments
azouwa 26
Wash with antibacterial soap. Keep clean and dry. Wipe front to back. You can use acne cream on it. Don't squeeze it. You'll damage healthy tissue causing it to get bigger. It should erupt on its own. When it erupts on its own then you can gently squeeze. Sorry OP. That HURTS.
LebanonBaby 26
Hun... get that checked out.
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Comments (28)
reziprezie 5
now you'll get a sensational feeling when you play/pop it
Paul Zimmer 2
A Zit on my Clit ~ by Dr. Seuss
Bubbilility 27
Dr Zeus is really running out of ideas for his new books.
Stella Renay Wolfgram 8
It rhymes!
rylowsgirl 9
I didn't know that was even a thing! This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
anonurmom 12
Get tested
Liz Baker 1
it's more likely an ingrown hair. calm tf down, it happens to everyone.