Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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Top comments
picklezz123 5
lol why would the doctor be impressed?
josh5634 0
YDI
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Comments (180)
man_in_black08 28
dayum^^..
doc_j 0
why was that modderated
madeingeorgia 0
my friends love me, I don't need to I press them...
CaptainPickles72 18
There is better way to impress your friends.......don't do stupid sh!t and get hurt! A big YDI.
xrainbowshadowx 17
YDI for showing off. Oh and you're an idiot.
yuggi1 11
Learn from your mistakes, OP, and never ever attempt to do anything just to impress others.
saikanoluna 0
look at it this way, YOU may have failed, but gravity wins!
OMG_N3RD 0
LOL, i was at Wal-Mart and sone guy who likes me just dance in front of my cart! He broke his leg.
AnagenisisZagus 13
You are really cool now, OP.
perdix 31
He was probably impressed to see such a fine specimen of the de-evolution of the human race. He planned to write a great journal article detailing your injury for medical science while mocking your stupidity just for ***** and giggles.
Capt_Oblivious 10
You're going to try to impress them huh? Well get out there and break a leg!! umm. oops.