Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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Top comments
picklezz123 5
lol why would the doctor be impressed?
josh5634 0
YDI
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Comments (180)
pinkchocolatex3 0
You could have broke ur neck and died .... but it's worth it if ur friends are impressed (:
girlylaxfool 3
don't try to immpress people stupid
josh5634 0
agree. it just makes u look like an ass!
bobsaggit 3
haha dude I love your name
jenaandtyler4eva 0
that's why usually you don't do stuff you know you can't do in order to impress friends you might get hurt really bad and next time do something you know you can do
doc_j 0
if ur name is in refrence to turets guy i award u a win
Livinia 11
"Today, to impress my friends..." YDI.
SirEBC 7
Copy cat.
Livinia 11
Oh , I didn't even see the one before mine!
collegeadministr 0
gee, what makes your friends so cool to begin with? I suggest hanging out with the outcasts from now on. they won't require any impressing.
lmaoatall 6
was there apple butter spread on those three slices? mmmm just wondering! kinda craveing some boner BUTTer right about now!
doc_j 0
today to impress my friend I let them sign my cast, most of em put douche or faggit. there really good friends. FYL
Pokeemon 3
I wanna try it now