Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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picklezz123 5
lol why would the doctor be impressed?
josh5634 0
YDI
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Comments (180)
TheNewGuy03 29
...so i can find the video of this happening on failblog, right? |the kid|
TheBananaTheif 0
omg... people, stop suggesting doing a frontflip! contrary to popular belief, backflips are easier to do than frontflips. so stop suggesting backflips!
gymnast26 0
haha leave the flips to us gymnasts and go play an easy girls sport like baseball or football.
gymnast26 0
wanna see a back flip. look at my profile pics. and yes a back flip is easier than a front flip. you can see the ground as you land vs. a front flip. which is called a blind landing. when u don't see the ground when you land. just FYI
TheBananaTheif 0
thank you, kind sir, for restating what i have already ABOUT FOUR TIMES D:<
stevenmx86 8
You definitely deserve it... Don't do a backflip unless you're properly trained and what is it with people doing things to impress their friends? It's pathetic... Learn things for you and stop trying so hard... They'll be impressed by your knowledge if you're that worried about it...
kai22 1
the doctor was only impressed to see how stupid you looked YDI
doc_j 0
hahaha 148 i know exactly what touretts is u grammar nazi. and look up touretts guy web site he and his family put it up to show the funnier side of the condition he has and show he doesnt want people to pitty him or others who have it. so get off ur soap box and put my n**s in ur mouth.
SouthernCharm_x3 0
I have no problem with the fact that you were talking about the guy or his disorder; but if you're going to talk about him, the least you could do is spell his condition correctly.
SouthernCharm_x3 0
..and the fact that you spelled it almost right in your last comment shows that you were just being a lazy dumbass in your first comment.
iHateThisLife 10
should of practice at the pool