Work: Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about...

By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 19:00 - United States - Point Pleasant Beach

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 13:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

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You deserved it 3 637

Oh, he's a "Nice Guy"

By undateable - 18/10/2020 02:01 - United States

Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML

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You deserved it 208

Difficult

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 20:01

Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML

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You deserved it 116

By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 36 346

Cards on the table

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 22:00

Today, I'm thinking of quitting the awesome job I love with coworkers I adore, because I keep fucking up every part of my job, making them pick up the pieces and correct my failures. They don't deserve this. FML

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You deserved it 254

Meritocracy

By DazedAndConfused - 14/11/2021 11:00

Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML

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You deserved it 93

Don't date coworkers

By Pastrygirl - 11/07/2016 22:00

Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML

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You deserved it 896

The angriest person on the internet

By Quinnald - 19/09/2022 06:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I found myself cussing out the next dipshit fucked in the head enough to open its bitch mouth and mumble to itself about how I was the newest main stressor of it’s bitch-fit of a day. Taking into account the pathetic aspect of “rubbing it in” I then proceeded to cuss out the next person who got in my way. FML

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By StephiLynn - 09/05/2016 04:33 - United States - Hibbing

Today, my coworker told me when we got to work that she purposely left her phone at home. I then had to suffer 8 hours of listening to her constantly whine like a toddler about how much she missed her phone. FML

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You deserved it 1 187

It doesn't exist

By getafucktoysomewhereelsedude - 16/05/2013 20:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 25 March 2015 23:57

It's scary that there are workforce-aged people thinking like your coworkers 0.o

quesok 22

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:11

One Direction=Wrong Direction We all feel your pain

Comments

countryb_cth 38

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:07

OP there is just something about you that I like.

BlondePsycho 43

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:10

No jury would convict you

quesok 22

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:11

One Direction=Wrong Direction We all feel your pain

Kaylynn_Michele7 12

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:55

Speak for yourself.

Kaylynn_Michele7 12

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:58

Speak for yourself.

myoukei 31

Thursday 26 March 2015 2:15

One gone. Now how to get rid of direction?

_ItsJustMeh_ 10

Thursday 26 March 2015 5:03

All because you don't like it doesn't mean you have to bash it!

live2loveurself 11

Thursday 26 March 2015 6:38

That's what I always say!!

Florentina 17

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:18

That is some extreme 1D-fan focused anger...

bayankataf 9

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:19

*zayn

Kaylynn_Michele7 12

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:52

Trueeee

alexaramayo 6

Thursday 26 March 2015 4:31

Do you think anybody gives a shit?

_ItsJustMeh_ 10

Thursday 26 March 2015 5:08

Umm let me think... YES!

JMichael 25

Thursday 26 March 2015 5:19

The Spongebob *nobody cares* meme would be a great response for this.

AllSoul 23

Friday 27 March 2015 1:02

No #135, the correct answer is no.

abbyade 21

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:19

Even if they are talking about Barbie dolls, you shouldn't feel so strongly to break and throw their remains. If you don't wanna listen to it, find something to do..listen to music? Excuse yourself?

kuro21 20

Thursday 26 March 2015 1:31

I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to listen to music during work. Depending on your job of course.

quarterbird 18

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:21

I'm fairly certain that it was an exaggeration meant to express the OP's high level of annoyance.

LeashaJoy5595 28

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:19

That's nauseating. They say silence is golden, but if that doesn't work, duct tape is silver.

ArturoRamirez 16

Thursday 26 March 2015 2:19

That's clever.

wakemeupplease 21

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:19

He just wanna try a new direction :p

FluffyPandas156 13

Thursday 26 March 2015 6:11

His life is going in a new direction.

cassidymg 17

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:21

Zayn* leaving is a tragedy

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 26 March 2015 13:29

No, someone dying or getting in a horrible accident would be a tragedy.

AllSoul 23

Friday 27 March 2015 1:06

There was a plane crash a couple of days ago, killing over 140 people, and if true, that's including a class of teenagers coming back from a school trip. All dead, because one guy wanted to kill himself. That's a tragedy my dear, not some boy leaving a boy band.

bryce0110 23

Friday 27 March 2015 4:52

It's sad more people are crying and complaining like bitches about a stupid boy band, and not many people care about this German plane crash that killed atleast 140 people, because a stupid boy band is soo much more important. Imo, some people need to learn priorities, because a boy band sure ain't one.

DickMcSwag 17

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:29

I agree. My sister and cousin also have the feels and I believe that this is nothing to cry about. Some one dying or getting sick is something to cry about not some stupid boy band