Intimacy: Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 00:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML

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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By strawberry - 17/11/2015 17:51 - United States - Colorado Springs

Spicy

Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML

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By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Spicy

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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Top comments

o8643 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:06

It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.

m3l_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:12

Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.

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Shizden 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:56

YDI for being a woman.

babbu18 0

Monday 4 July 2011 7:25

Uhh how does the matter even relate to wether your a man or woman?? go and freaking get a life man! seriously!

jonmansheppard 9

Friday 8 July 2011 16:21

154- agreed

beckiemarie 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:15

Haha I'd be kinda flattered. And if its his first time, he would of lasted a minute, at most. So your not missing out on much

latiolais11 0

Friday 10 August 2012 7:59

It's possible to go twice in one session, there might not be as much stamina in it, unless u have a boy that's in good shape

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 8 March 2018 11:32

What kind of guys are you sleeping with that last a minute in total?

FML_Add1cT 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:30

@22 biblical? Wtf

onlysoph 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:30

Maybe he was just nervous or something, or chickened out? Either way, he wanted to look at you naked so I guess it's a compliment

AndelleRae 9

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:34

Why do people have such a problem saying the word sex? Seriously. It bothers me. I can't work out whether this is a YDI or FYL situation. It just kind of made me laugh a little bit.

sanchogrim 18

Monday 13 June 2011 7:05

your weird.

hi_from_HI 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:37

Sorry to do this, but YDI for being WAU too easy. And "hanging out with"? Meaning you weren't even dating him?!?! Come on seriously.

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:43

Do you get naked for eveyone? otherwise you should just start a webcamshow. YDI

ElNegroHombre 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:49

He must be gay. Who cares if you're a virgin if you got a naked hot chick in front of you tap that. Unless you're an ugg.

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:52

ydi for being a dumbass and striping down for a gay who you arent even dating

baller789 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 10:56

YDI for being ugly

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