Love: Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww".... - FML

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By uglyguy252 - 16/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

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Uggos R us

By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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Top comments

dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:14

you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.

mizled 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:11

Does that make you the ugliest person...?

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busybee23 0

Friday 5 June 2009 0:15

You called her ugly so she called you ugly. Karma is a bitch. Get over it.

hcolovex0x 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:58

You think she's ugly and she thinks your ugly. That's what happens when you are a moron to someone. YDI

breathemein 10

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:51

karma

Iwannabetreo 11

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:37

You just smell bad :)

videogamejunkie 0

Monday 6 July 2009 21:13

You're a jackass.

Stephai 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:09

Maybe you were holding up a mirror.

beritis 0

Monday 9 November 2009 21:06

i was thinking the same.

Crimso 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:14

he's honest

iFruit 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:45

Maybe she was saying eww because she thought of something nasty. Or maybe there was a huge bug near you, or a kid with a huge crusty pimple and a gross booger or something. Unless you're sure that she was looking directly at you and/or said your name, you have nothing to worry about.

Crush2000bj 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:10

Say what you want, but she's probably prettier than you on the inside. How can you be positive she was looking at you? Anyway, does NOBODY care that he called someone the ugliest girl in school? Imagine being labeled that, it's just horrible.

R3nesmee 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:22

The first few people to reply are idiots.

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Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

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Today, I got told by my classmates to slow down because I put too much pressure on them. I'm taking a class in accounting for the first time in my life, we are all over 25 and so far we are doing basic math. FML

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Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML

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