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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 05:32 - United States - Alexandria Bay

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML

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By siggit - 10/09/2009 15:58 - United States

Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML

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By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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By dumpedandstranded - 15/10/2009 20:19 - Canada

Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML

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Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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You deserved it 4 028

By izhamilton - 20/02/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, after flying halfway across the world to see the man I love, he admitted cheating on me several days before I arrived, not only with someone I know, but with someone I hate. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By G-6 - 07/01/2011 11:24

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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The strangeness of strangers

By wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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nonsensical 26

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:51

That must've been scary as ****. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!

mattzawesome 28

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:52

Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.

Comments

Avi8r 22

Sunday 13 December 2015 21:29

Wow, good thing you're safe OP. About a year ago also in New York a small airplane emergency landed on Sunrise Highway. The pilot was caught cheating on his wife, because the passenger in his plane was his girlfriend.

saffy66 34

Sunday 13 December 2015 23:17

FYL OP, but I almost voted YDI - just for getting into one of those winged coffins in the first place.

jamesderp 15

Monday 14 December 2015 3:08

THERE WAS JUST A CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS THAT WAS LIKE THIS. I'm not sure if this incident is a lie, but it is certainly very coincidental.

JKPwnage 27

Monday 14 December 2015 6:07

And they say men are the only perpetrators of domestic abuse

jeansnpearls 21

Monday 14 December 2015 9:26

Wow! I bet U insisted on walking home!!

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 15 December 2015 0:06

She could get arrested for that. I am amazed that the police weren't waiting for her when the plane landed.

vca_fml 8

Tuesday 15 December 2015 7:25

You should rly dump that pilot you don't deserve him anyways ##69

KnockoutBlox 13

Tuesday 15 December 2015 17:22

I can't imagine something more terrifying than that

Tay33733 12

Tuesday 15 December 2015 19:06

I don't understand how you deserve it....

ConnerClc 4

Tuesday 15 December 2015 20:45

Not only was that immature and stupid but she put everyone else's lives at risk and that's scary. I mean yeah that's pretty shitty for her but god damn at least wait till the plane is on the ground!