By fuckmyparents - 25/01/2019 00:00

Today, the school I applied to work for told me they were not going to schedule an interview. Why? Because they think my papers and name are fake. My name is Seymour Skinner. I’m not joking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 794
You deserved it 161

Same thing different taste

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Go to the institution. Walk into the office with your id in hand and a copy of whatever letter/email they sent you. Slap your id down on the desk and say "im Seymour Skinner and i wanna see whoever the ***** in charge around here" then when you get to talk to said person call them out for disrespecting you for by calling your name fake. They may apologize and give you an interview if your lucky. good luck op.

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Oh well. You'll just have to soldier on. And then when you return to try again in a decade or two, you'll find someone else with your name has been hired in your place, you'll be tied to a chair, and made to leave town on a flatbed train cart.

I applied for a job left the application a the service desk walked out came back to add a second phone number and they tossed it in the trash because of my name.....Assholes

WeirdUS 29

Yeah names can hurt emploment. Legally changing it my be exspensive, if you are still in school speak with the psychologist and academic advisor about getting a sit down with your parents about paying for a legal name change that won't hurt job prospecs.