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United States
Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Ouchhh
United States
Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML
Anonymous
Today, I purchased a cactus in a cute little pot and put it on my windowsill so it could get sun. Unfortunately, that's also where I have my alarm clock. Guess which one I grabbed in the morning. FML
thanksdad
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML
TheSublime
United Kingdom
Today, I was helping a friend redecorate. She had put up some shelving, that we presumed was stable. It broke, and all the expensive vases and collectables fell to the floor. On instinct, I leapt forward to catch the closest thing. It was not the expensive vase. It was a cactus. FML
yomamma787
United States
It hurts when I pee
Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML
dogpatch087
Ventura, United States
Shout the victory
Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML
Anon
United States
Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML
romea244
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Reflex
Today, I was working on my new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away, I noticed a spider on my forearm. Without thinking, I swiped at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missed the spider, not my forearm. FML
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GigaB 0
don't sleep under a cactus?
redbluegreen 41
Faceplant.
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Comments (261)
Iriz 0
ouch... but why would you have a cactus right above your head when you sleep... not a smart idea, leasson learned hopefully...
Gidget9221 0
lmao! when I was in first grade I knocked over an entire book shelf of cacti my teacher kept in the classroom. it hurts like a bitch.
Paulacookie 18
What kind of first grade teacher keeps an entire bookshelf of cacti in her classroom?
OhWowThatSucks4U 2
why would you have a cactus above your head? oh... Peyote... nevermind.
iTransform 8
Guess your five o' clock shadow came full force huh Mr. Prickly?
miume16 0
ouch!
iTransform 8
Face Palm
kewlkelsey 5
I'm sorry, but this made me laugh when i got to reading "It's a cactus"... but still that sounds like it would hurt ALOT!! I'm sorry bro.
GoneClubbin 9
how can it fall on your face oh no Where you napping under the windowsill again?
kkspears 0
ouch....I hope tou learn from your mistake
laxguy96 6
karma is served.