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By Fatty - 15/06/2019 09:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was walking in the mall with my friends when one of them pointed at a store and commented, "Bae Goals." My fat ass thought she said "bagels" and I actually got excited at the thought of eating a bagel, even after I realized my mistake. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Your mistake is you have idiot friends. Find other fatties who like bagels and hang out with them, maybe even literally.

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colderthanyou 15

I prefer bagels over bae goals anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️

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BurnInDemonFire 33

"Bae Goals" is a stupid term. I'm disappointed for you that you didn't get your bagels, and your excitement is completely understandable. No one would have thought any different to you, except your friend. Also, "baggle".

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RichardPencil 30

Your mistake is you have idiot friends. Find other fatties who like bagels and hang out with them, maybe even literally.

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Aiden89 23

The stomach wants what it wants.

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colderthanyou 15

I prefer bagels over bae goals anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️

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WeirdUS 29

Being hungry doesn't make you fat and nothing wrong with some extra padding.

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TCRII 29

Crap! Now I want a bagel.

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Sinshine 28

It's really commendable that you spend time with mentally challenged people.

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timinator5000 28

I'd be right there with you. Bagels>bae goals

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