God hates me
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the pharmacy lady wished me a happy birthday. I was buying the morning after pill. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Greenwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Hahaha
United States
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML
anonymous
Hillsboro, United States
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
embarrassed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me, "When?" so I replied "Towards the end." I didn't realize she was actually asking what day this happened. FML
Disappointed
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan, United States
Too little, too late
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
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Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
MirandaKristine
Miami, United States
Go forth and NOT multiply
Today, my dad handed me my refilled birth control prescription. I thanked him, and he replied, "Well, God forbid you run out and reproduce." FML
ghgfd
Barrie, Canada
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
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tincan 0
Yeah, I don't get why either. Was it your real birthday or did it mean something else?
Eir_fml 1
They should call it "baby chaser" instead of the morning after pill.
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letter_fml 0
thank you #25! I was about to say that I was for certain that the morning after pill didn't kill anything...cuz i've taken it before. you have to take it 48 hours after sex. you can't wait any longer or else it won't work. THEN if you take something (idk if they have anything after this long of waiting) but THEN you'd probably kill some cells. i'm pretty sure that we're not killin' anything within the first 48 hours!!
marrajane 0
I really don't understand the whole "happy birthday" thing. If she was anti-pill, what does saying happy birthday have to do with anything???
doabarrelroll 0
Wow, it's amazing how many people have an opinion about something they clearly have no knowledge of. 1. Morning after pill =/= abortion. 2. Most of the people who take it probably aren't even pregnant. They're just being cautious after having a sexual encounter they didn't expect, like having sex while drunk. Or oh yeah, being raped. Way to be judgmental. 3. Clearly someone who takes the morning after pill is an evil murderous baby-killing machine. Yeah, it's just equivalent to throwing a baby out into traffic.
genius_man16 1
I love you.
FMLSJS 0
RU4BRTHDYSEX? lol.
turbogirl 0
She's not killing a baby, chances are she wouldn't even FALL pregnant, you dumb ass, she's just being careful. Get an education.
turbogirl 0
What a cow lol ... I would complain. She's twisted.
cybercandy 0
Was it your birthday? Like did you have a file and your birthday was on it? Means you had birthday sex the night before right?
Gingy_fml 0
yeah this is kinda a BS. I would totally complain to the manager. besides. if you think about it everyday there is a MAss Genocide of babies int he world. TRILLIONS OF BILLION of sperm die everyday. From just dieing in the testy and Masturbation. So just remember. that Pill is nothing compared to how many babies die everyday.
Sparkiee93 3
Jessh, by that crazy skizzits logic every woman who has had more then one period is a serial killer, I want to know what she says to the women coming in buying tampons in her drugstore, "Happy birthday to that little potential life bleeding out of your ****** you murderous troll." Heh, now I'm just being silly. Anyways, no reason for you to feel bad there will always be the crazies out there so don't let them get to you. :D
shelbie8timer 0
that pill can make u infertile
Grauncho 27
Oh look, an uneducated buffoon who thinks they know what they're talking about.