Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake at 4 am. Not knowing how it got on my iPod, I checked and found I had bought the whole $17.00 album in my sleep. This is the second time this month; the first time I downloaded the soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I awoke to a series of almighty explosions in the middle of the night. Turns out I fell asleep with my AirPods in to a “Soothing rain” soundtrack, which had turned to “Storms and thunder” at some point. I pissed the bed. FML
Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML
Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML
Today, out of pure boredom, I decided to listen to the soundtrack from a musical. When I got to the love song, I thought about my anxiety and where I stood with this one guy, and ended up crying to myself. The musical was Jesus Christ Superstar. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
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llamafish 25
At least you have good taste.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Count your blessing you didn't subconsciously buy the High School Musical soundtrack. That would sting.
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Comments (141)
lixone 7
I'd say FYL, but those are pretty good albums.
ktc24 3
When you end up buying the Glee album in your sleep, you know you've got a MAJOR issue.
dbothakill 4
Pretty sure you might be gay
lixone 7
Pretty sure you might be stupid.
videokid2000 10
Because having different tastes in music compared to today's screwed-up standards makes you gay.
Enslaved 38
I love movie soundtracks! I also own the "Phantom of the Opera" and a proud owner of the soundtrack to: "Pulp Fiction" "The Labyrinth" "The Piano" "Forrest Gump" "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" "Purple Rain" "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" Etc. . . ("Titanic" was a gift. I bought the others) **OP, I gave you a list for your next sleeping sub-conscience journey!
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Repo! The Genetic Opera should be in there somewhere...
NagainaFier 16
I concur with the above; Terrence did a lovely job casting. (Except Paris Hilton. But I guess if you need a drug addicted diva...)
RinaRina 9
The 25Y annerversary of Phantom of the opera is stumning! Speechleasly beautifull. My most precious. Owned BluRay :)
RawrzItsDevy93 11
I'd start locking it before u buy Justin bieber in ur sleep, but hello fellow Marylander:D
diva239 8
How strange.
perdix 31
If you only had a brain!
Zacham 5
try turning off your iPhone at night?
Arrawyn 12
Maybe you should stop sleeping with your iPod.
KiddNYC1O 22
That Facebook status isn't going to like itself!
bluevayero 42
next step: GORGOROTH. you will not sleep again and problem solved!