Money: Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake...

By hailey - 10/12/2012 05:10 - United States - Bethesda

Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake at 4 am. Not knowing how it got on my iPod, I checked and found I had bought the whole $17.00 album in my sleep. This is the second time this month; the first time I downloaded the soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2022 00:00

Today, I awoke to a series of almighty explosions in the middle of the night. Turns out I fell asleep with my AirPods in to a “Soothing rain” soundtrack, which had turned to “Storms and thunder” at some point. I pissed the bed. FML

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By just about pissed off - 11/08/2013 17:24 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML

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By Italian_Stallion - 16/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

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By Guessmynameismarythenhuh - 17/04/2022 06:00

Today, out of pure boredom, I decided to listen to the soundtrack from a musical. When I got to the love song, I thought about my anxiety and where I stood with this one guy, and ended up crying to myself. The musical was Jesus Christ Superstar. FML

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By SpaceAstronaut - 28/12/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By Champs - 25/01/2009 17:52 - Australia

Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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What the actual ****?

By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 22:51 - United States

Today, after having finally kicked my insomnia's ass after three hours, I was woken up by something I only thought happened in movies. Someone had paid for a Mariachi band to play for their girlfriend, outside my apartment, in the middle of the night. FML

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llamafish 25

Monday 10 December 2012 12:09

At least you have good taste.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Monday 10 December 2012 12:13

Count your blessing you didn't subconsciously buy the High School Musical soundtrack. That would sting.

Comments

sonspeedy 4

Tuesday 11 December 2012 15:37

Stop doing drugs before going to bed, duh!

nicoleolivieri 3

Tuesday 11 December 2012 23:38

I think someone is prancing you ..

ko0lio 1

Wednesday 12 December 2012 5:01

Atleast you have a nice taste in musicals.

evhrocks876 4

Friday 15 March 2013 3:40

There's a thing where if you buy something by accident you can get refunded

Survivor2001 10

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:48

What's wrong with the The Phantom of the Opeta?

RageWolf16 31

Wednesday 9 December 2015 5:52

Buy spring awakening next it's amazing

BleachSmoothie 5

Saturday 23 July 2016 21:07

Phantom of the Opera is actually pretty good though

Kurliez408 32

Friday 23 June 2017 19:12

That Phantom Overture haha heart attack mode: ON (honestly though it's one of my faves and I have mistakingly played it at full volume)

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